Jim Demotivational Poster
JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface
MEMORIAL DAY -
VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR -
MEMORIAL DAY -
CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones
Jim Morrison -
JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic
TONIGHT'S SPECIALS -
JIM CANTORE - despises "clear and calm" summer days
JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970
HULK MISS KERMIT - It Not Easy Being Green All By Hulk's Self...
COOLNESS - You May be cool, But you will never be JimmyHendrixsittinonapanheadspringer cool...
SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!
TOUGH GUYS -
YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -
JIMMY PAGE - Words will never describe the awesome
JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you!
PULL OVER JIMBO -
THE END - Too soon.....way too soon.
AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -
Easter By Jim Gaffigan -
USA VS EUROPE -
JIMMY! STOP!! - The lens cap is on
CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY - and wild wild Women they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
TENNIS - Mr Williams has been making it Look good since the 70's
The Jim -
MUPPET MADNESS - A view of Jim Henson's private nutsack collection.
GRAPEFRUIT - A healthy nutritious start to anyone's day
STANLEY IPKISS - poor guy
KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!
YOUR FIRST TIME -
OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.
HOW MANY TIMES... - HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH JEFF GORDON...NOT YOU JIMMY, DAMN!
HAVE YOU -
SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?
DEAR JIM - I miss you, in my butt ...
PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!
SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - Rest in Peace, please snap into a slim jim in memory
RIP JIMMY DEAN - Your music made us cry and your sausage gave us the runs. Ah heck we are gonna miss you anyways.
JIM - He knows how to handle the bullshit !!
TIMMY - Take 2 of these and get over yourself.
SPRAY CHEESE - Anyone got any? I owe the mayor here some money, and the can doesn't fit in the checkbook cover.
BREAKING UP - If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.
THEY WERE... - Every time Jimmie said "DY-NO-MITE!" we'd pass the bong.
I'M ON FIRE...I'M ON FIRE! - Lord help me Baby Jesus...
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!! - If Macho Man Randy Savage says it's good enough for him, it must be good enough to catch rat's too..
JIMMY CARTER - Not worse than George W. Bush... not even close
HAD A 3RD WORLD GIRL IN MUZEO - With A Pistol In Each Hand She Always Kept Me Covered As We Moved From Land To Land
JIMMY OLSEN, ACIDHEAD - Well, Jimmy, you do think your best friend can fly!
RAISE YOUR HAND IF... - you've slept with Jeff Gordon.
Say Cheese -
PERSEVERENCE - In the Face of Great Danger, You must Show even greater, the ability to Persevere.
Time Is Money -
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'... - They hatin'...
THE MOTIFAKE EXPERIENCE -
JIM MORRISON WANTS YOU - To go out on the wrestling mat and kick some ass.
90'S GRUNGE -
PLANET OF THE APES VI -
USAGI YOJIMBO - When Rabbits Can Kill You It's Time To Give Up The Game
OH MY GOD - I think I made LEGO Jimmy Buffet
GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins
COACH MIKE GUNDY -
THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris
"I Remember being a lookout -
Designer Shoes -
Dammit Jim -