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Jim Demotivational Poster

JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .

VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page

TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it fucks up the bow REALLY bad, those bitches are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you shit your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


TAGS: jimin cricket dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
This is great RL. So very depressing.
Rick69 - February 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Cheers, RL. . . Just go ahead & shatter my dreams. . . Thank5 XD


TAGS: iwo jima memorial marines
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 12:58 am
Actually, turns out that's a false rumor that's been around for a long time.

CHRISTIANITY - It's true cuz we can't find his bones

TAGS: christianity jesus jimmy hoffa cant find his bones
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Elliott

faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
the guy made a horrible argument.
Elliott - September 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
you go to your language settings in facebook and change the language to "English (pirate)"
Silent Jay - September 24, 2009, 4:11 pm
xcuse me,but how do you get those clock marks with how many rums was that before? :D
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:48 pm
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:16 pm
You are a total legend Elliott.
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 8:53 pm
Don't get bothered Elliott. Good first showing.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 8:01 pm
Sorry... I'm going to have to call BS on this one. Totally fake. Then again, I have seen some amazingly stupid people on FB. Still... the "zombie" thing... get original and it might be worth more than 1 poodle. Still YAWN...
Elliott - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
yea lol, this was an actual conversation between me and a dude on facebook, it was too priceless to pass up on making a poster :P
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 12:04 pm
We get it. You hate Christianity. YAWN!
BuZZbomb - September 13, 2009, 11:21 am
Elliott- Just finding this pic is worth 5L on its's own. Thank you for 'faking' it!

Jim Morrison -

JIM MORRISON - The only exception for a good alcohlic

TAGS: thedoors jimmorrison beer
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by sparky444

jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:16 am
dont apologize. make a group one ! lol
sparky444 - November 24, 2010, 3:59 pm
I would like to apoligize for this one I made right after I. Watched the doors move I didn't think of janis joplin the rat pack stephen king edger allen poe george burns hemmingway and any others u could possibley think of
jameswnash - November 23, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I guess members of the Rat Pack don't count or George Burns or, Janis Joplin, Hemmingway, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King,,oh the list can go and on


TAGS: hot pockets jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

WTFO - October 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
I was listening to that bit this morning on the way to work. *sings* HOT POCKET! 5 lions
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
search mayor mccheese.
Todd M. - October 16, 2009, 5:19 pm
Anything that has to do with Jim Gaffigan gets 5 Lions imo.

JIM CANTORE - despises "clear and calm" summer days

JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970

TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by GTFO

Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right

HULK MISS KERMIT - It Not Easy Being Green All By Hulk's Self...

TAGS: frogs jim henson hulk
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Zed

Zed - December 9, 2009, 1:49 am
Danke, Random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 1:46 am
Stuff like this makes up for it though
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:17 am
5 Smashing Hulks FTW
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 12:19 am
God dammit, I simply miss the Muppets. 5ls Zed.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 10:01 pm
Thanks, guys.
doofenshmirtz - November 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Trashheap you couldn't have said it better 5L's all the way
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 9:12 pm
Superior because of simplicity! 5Lions
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 9:06 pm
Beautiful! I love it!!!

COOLNESS - You May be cool, But you will never be JimmyHendrixsittinonapanheadspringer cool...

TAGS: jimmy
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by ronbo07

MPsniper - December 22, 2012, 8:45 am
jimmy was AIRBORNE. HooaH

SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!


TAGS: iwo jima neener salutes the soldiers
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Neener

IllicoPresto - October 21, 2010, 2:16 pm
I'll show you tough! I once had a rejected Motifake and went on about my business. (Well, maybe a tear or two, but that was it.)
okami - October 21, 2010, 12:05 am
mah bros. . .
boeweizer - October 20, 2010, 9:39 pm


JIMMY PAGE - Words will never describe the awesome

TAGS: jimmy rock guitar
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by doubet

doubet - May 21, 2010, 12:02 pm
Ok I understand thanks fellas
rerun - April 25, 2010, 9:42 pm

no need to worry. I just liked The Who, Stones & Joplin better
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 9:16 pm
You worry me sometimes, rerun. Led Zep rules.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 7:31 pm
love Led Zep, 2nd albun I ever bought was LZ 4, but I'll speak for face, lots of guitar hero posters in a row, more tribute than funny
rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm

canot stand them
doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
If you don't mind me asking. Don't you like Led Zepplin?
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 3:10 pm
change your tune doubet

JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you!

TAGS: jim henson muppets
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Shara

[email protected] - November 2, 2009, 2:05 pm
easy tiger, I was thinking he dieed years ago as well.
Shara - May 31, 2009, 3:48 am
No...it's called an homage or a dedication...dumbass.


THE END - Too soon.....way too soon.

TAGS: jim morrison the end
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Unclebark

sickartist - March 14, 2010, 10:53 am
5 "Amen" L's


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L

Easter By Jim Gaffigan -


JIMMY! STOP!! - The lens cap is on

TAGS: jimmy
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Doug

GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 11:17 am

CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY - and wild wild Women they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

TENNIS - Mr Williams has been making it Look good since the 70's

The Jim -


TAGS: jimi hendrix
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 12, 2012, 10:13 am
……..and then there was Greeny
Greeny - September 12, 2012, 7:11 am
yum, squirrel...

MUPPET MADNESS - A view of Jim Henson's private nutsack collection.

TAGS: jim henson nutsack muppets
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Cubbybear - September 4, 2010, 10:04 pm
My personal collection
5150monkeylove - September 4, 2010, 9:57 pm
happy lingerie day?

GRAPEFRUIT - A healthy nutritious start to anyone's day

TAGS: jimmy cagney
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

colt45103 - August 31, 2010, 3:34 pm
It's not spousal abuse with one in your hand


KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!

TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Skankerboy

Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am


TAGS: hopefully not sands of iwo jima
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

GuinnessTroll - September 3, 2010, 12:39 am
Mine was "Wild at Heart". Good music. Kinda violent. Someone lost a hand.
motifake - August 1, 2010, 11:11 pm

OOooowned! oh wait... f***
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:31 pm
Superb, Airman!
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:21 pm
ok, you got me, but it was only like 5 or 6 monkeys.
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:20 pm
Yeah, right, ok.
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:14 pm
I'm just kiddin around Ice =)
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:05 pm
Your first sexual experience was with 12 monkeys??? You're a lonely person aren't you?
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:02 pm
mine is "12 Monkeys"
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 6:54 pm
or Silence of the Lambs =)
CpnKangaroo - July 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
could've been worse like fistfull of dollars
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
Heh, heh, heh. Who told you? I thought the court quashed that. 5L
Bovee - July 30, 2010, 6:26 pm
great expectations! 5l"s
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 6:00 pm
Veggie tales
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 5:38 pm
Pee wee's
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 5:38 pm
Thank God nobody said, Pee's BIG Adventure. 5/5 Personally I would say, 2Fast 2Furious
GodsWorshipMe - July 30, 2010, 5:30 pm
enemy mine
Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 5:06 pm

OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.



TAGS: jimi
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:50 pm
thats amsome

SORRY, JIMI - I didn't see the cord Was that a take?

DEAR JIM - I miss you, in my butt ...

PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!

TAGS: star sapphire superman lois lane jimmy olsen green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:23 am
TheTrashHeap: Shut the hell up and mind your own damn business!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:26 am
Wait maybe it's this one!

SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - Rest in Peace, please snap into a slim jim in memory

TAGS: savage slim jim
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by dbeatham

dbeatham - May 21, 2011, 10:15 am
Dang,I didnt just looked for a good pic online,sorry
forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:39 am
Did anybody else see this pretty little tag on the left?!?!?
crankyhead - May 21, 2011, 1:24 am

RIP JIMMY DEAN - Your music made us cry and your sausage gave us the runs. Ah heck we are gonna miss you anyways.

JIM - He knows how to handle the bullshit !!

TAGS: jim cause xzibits full of shit
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 5:09 am
It's nice to see some people admit that we all have a different sense of what is and what isn't funny.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 2:09 pm

not funny to me either, but Hasbunmb likes it. Different sense of humor.
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:57 pm
Maybe I'm missing the funny. To me this has been done to death, and had better be flippin original as hell for a giggle. Am I missing it?
Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:31 pm
I'll admit, I laughed my ass off =o)
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 12:09 am

TIMMY - Take 2 of these and get over yourself.

TAGS: jimmy the old school timmy
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Anonymous2 - June 30, 2010, 9:13 pm
Wait, nobody move. I lost my bottle of cyanide pills I got from the CIA. They're in a bottle labeled laughter.

SPRAY CHEESE - Anyone got any? I owe the mayor here some money, and the can doesn't fit in the checkbook cover.

TAGS: mayor mccheese checks jim gaffigan rules
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

temp - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
I don't think there's enough for a motorboat, but I'd like the opportunity to prove myself wrong.
mallen - October 16, 2009, 9:42 pm
Dito! Motorboat anyone?
Mr. Nemo - October 16, 2009, 6:03 pm
I learn something new on Motifake everyday. Today's lesson Mayor McCheese has a fairly nice rack

BREAKING UP - If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

THEY WERE... - Every time Jimmie said "DY-NO-MITE!" we'd pass the bong.

TAGS: jimmie walker good times bong
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
Know the game well bOB

I'M ON FIRE...I'M ON FIRE! - Lord help me Baby Jesus...

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!! - If Macho Man Randy Savage says it's good enough for him, it must be good enough to catch rat's too..

TAGS: slim jim rat
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by cgiucf

JIMMY CARTER - Not worse than George W. Bush... not even close

TAGS: jimmy carter george w bush presidents america
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by kenny

JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:38 pm
17% approval rating - the lowest in the history of the United States. Nuff Said.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 9:17 pm
Hate to lose you from the community, hermes. God speed, and come home safe.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:12 am
anyways this is my last transmission. You guys gave me a great run for my mony good luck and godbless gents.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:11 am
Obama is going to be a good potus. It is really unfair to critique their performance at this point. I thought gwb was ok @ first, and I was steadily disapointed with his policy starting with tax breaks on anyone making 500 g's a year.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:05 am
I have just reaized that discussing these maters here is somewhat pointless. its too early to tell if gwbs policies and actions during his tenure are going to have any positive affects on our way of life in the U.S. And it is to early to tell if
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:24 pm
Sorry to hear about your friends. I mourn the loss of each and every fellow servicemen.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 3:01 pm
yup carter was as incompetent as they come. But gwb sacrified over 4,000 young american lives, some recently in a sucide attack outside of bahgdad a few days ago, 2 of those where my dear friends. carter never got any of my boys killed.
none - February 21, 2009, 6:17 pm
Should've just compared nixon and bush.
Anonymous - January 5, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh come on! Carter was way worse than Bush. Carter was so impotent on foreign policy that he left it to his successor to get the hostages freed that he left there for over a year, in addition to getting his brother his own brand of beer that no one drin
Hakiu - January 5, 2009, 7:46 pm
28% interest rates, nuff said.

HAD A 3RD WORLD GIRL IN MUZEO - With A Pistol In Each Hand She Always Kept Me Covered As We Moved From Land To Land

JIMMY OLSEN, ACIDHEAD - Well, Jimmy, you do think your best friend can fly!

TAGS: jimmy olsen superman lsd acid humor comics
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Scorpio7 - November 21, 2008, 1:26 pm
The babe in this drawing is LUCY LANE, the sister of LOIS, and is employed as a Flight Attendant.
Amaterasu - November 14, 2008, 2:50 pm
Or maybe someone slipped you a dose of LSD.
Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 4:38 pm
Superman's outright denied ever knowing Jimmy in a couple issues, both as Superman and Clark Kent..I feel I've read too many comics.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 2:06 pm
If you asked Superman, he'd say they were only acquaintences... Poor Jimmy!

RAISE YOUR HAND IF... - you've slept with Jeff Gordon.

Say Cheese -

TAGS: classic rerun jim morrison pose
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:15 pm

at this point in my life, hair is good.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:19 pm

Only if it's braided, Priss!~
MissPriss - June 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
5LOL...in my case does leg hair count?

PERSEVERENCE - In the Face of Great Danger, You must Show even greater, the ability to Persevere.

Time Is Money -

TAGS: jim croce time money
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:12 am
Thanks rerun!
rerun - June 10, 2013, 7:16 pm

Nice take on a classic song

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'... - They hatin'...


TAGS: not to be confused with jimi hendrix
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:18 pm
Yeah, about 2/3rds of mine. Lol.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 9:21 pm
Don't we all?
Haarakkon - December 18, 2009, 8:39 pm
I've a few I wish the "upload" button had failed on...
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2009, 11:44 am
Haar, the browse button doesn't work. I dunno why

JIM MORRISON WANTS YOU - To go out on the wrestling mat and kick some ass.

TAGS: jim morrison doors wrestling
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by chucksr1

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 8:14 pm
What's the connection with wrestling?


TAGS: april calendar the 90 s grunge highlighted in the mid 90 s nirvana 27 club brian jones jimi hendrix janis joplin jim morrison and kurt cobain barney friends clits
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - April 5, 2010, 3:36 am
1L for 27 Club tag, that's shorter.
forseti - April 5, 2010, 2:59 am
1L for the hendrix joplin morrison tag!


TAGS: planet apes iwo jima motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by ronsart

asfreeman - November 5, 2009, 3:02 pm
culos - November 5, 2009, 5:11 am
Why post a picture of George Walker Bush again? He had his fair share of attention when he was president, leave him alone already!

USAGI YOJIMBO - When Rabbits Can Kill You It's Time To Give Up The Game

TAGS: usagi yojimbo will kill your ass
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

ICEMAN - January 22, 2010, 11:54 am
All you need to do is use the "Holy Hand Grenade"

OH MY GOD - I think I made LEGO Jimmy Buffet

GREED - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins

TAGS: jim bakker bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Scorpio7 - November 18, 2008, 8:39 am
This is a real book, written by real asshole, and publshed in 1996. http://lccn.loc.gov/97102988


THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris

TAGS: lizard king jim morrison doors paris rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by RnR

firefly - June 21, 2009, 12:23 pm
The fuck the person below me... no, fuck everyone...........everyone i tell yah............BANG........thud
WTF - April 9, 2009, 11:36 am
JIM MORRISON - He won't get out alive
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 7:53 pm
Fuck the person below me for being totally anal about everything!
Porcelina - December 21, 2008, 11:25 am
Fuck the guy below me who can't even write lyrics, or use proper grammar.
? - December 21, 2008, 1:05 am
fuck this guy and his poor me lyrics
? - December 21, 2008, 1:04 am
fuck this guy and his poor me lyrics

"I Remember being a lookout -

TAGS: brian wiliams iwo jima
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

theyuk - February 13, 2015, 7:06 pm
The pilot light in my furnace just went out, because THAT POST CONTAINS ALL THE BURN THIS UNIVERSE CAN SUPPORT!
EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2015, 1:42 pm
Finally punishing someone for lying about Iraq! How long until accountability reaches Cheney and co.?
lgvernon - February 11, 2015, 12:33 pm

Yes, he's clearly not a multi-tasker. It gets easier to lie once you've been successful a couple of times, so if this has been a career-long pattern, the truth will out. I'm inclined to believe this began once he became a 'figure'. Dumdum DUM. And sad.
mizzdizz - February 11, 2015, 6:23 am
Tnx, Swampy! If he wanted to experience Katrina in all her gory glory, it was a 15 minute walk from where he was at. He could have had the story he faked with a minimum of effort. Well done. 5L
Bandit5906 - February 10, 2015, 9:39 pm
"Good reporter?" Maybe "bad liar?"
GaryO - February 10, 2015, 7:27 pm
lgvernon - February 10, 2015, 12:18 pm

This is so funny, and so sad. What a way for a good reporter to go out. Completely destroyed any credibility he once had.

Designer Shoes -

Dammit Jim -

TAGS: star trek dammit jim shallow bay shall obey motifake calendar daily theme may 2015
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 23, 2015, 6:55 am
LOL! That's GREAT, Silvy! 5L! ROTFL!